An ostrich's brain is smaller than its eye.
Non-dairy creamer is flammable.(uh-oh!)
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
Men can read smaller print then women can, but women can hear better.
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| Yup, it's impossible to lick your own elbow |
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights!
Pearls melt in vinegar.(so be careful with those pearl necklaces!)
My kids can actually do household chores without my supervision...I'm impressed, all those years of training has paid off!
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