Starting A New Week With Some Humour

Found these on the internet. We all need a good laugh now and then, so here goes...

Women Should Not Have Children After 35
This is one of those controversial statements but I fully stand behind it.

Women should not have children after 35!

Some say, "Of course women can have children after 35!"

They don't know what they are talking about and I can guarantee they have had very little experience in the matter.

I don't care what the doctor says.

I don't care what your friends say.

I don't even care what your pastor says.

Women should not have children after 35!

I don't advise it, I vehemently recommend against it, and loudly and even at times rudely tell people "don't even consider it."

You can quote me on this.

If you want to say that I said it.

And I said it more than once."Women should not have children after 35!"

Some will send rude e-mails proclaiming the freedom of the womb but I still stand by what I said.

You may disagree with me, that's your right.

I still stand firm on the issue.

With most things I keep an open mind but not on this issue.

If I find an exception to this rule, then I will be open to change but for now, it's firmly closed because I have never seen an exception.

Women should not have children after 35!

35 children are enough!

The Worms
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

Speaking of evil, here's a maths equation that moms of teenage boys should show their sons:

Still on the topic of maths, here's a maths question that frustrated some poor student...

Have a great week ahead!